An Otaku has failed to come to terms that their beloved game character no-one has heard of was beaten to the Smash Bros. Ultimate roster by a useless Piranha Plant.
The self proclaimed lover of Cosplay 'when it relates to Hentai' made rash comments on today's Nintendo Direct video, after it revealed the entire launch roster of December's Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, albeit missing his favourite obscure character.
"I can't believe a literal pot plant and the shittest Pokemon in the universe made the roster and not Yoyo from 1996's Bahamut Lagoon on SNES. Not even as a Spirit! Anyone that disagrees is simply NOT a virgin and hasn't wasted their life looking up weird, obscure Japanese shit like me. I may have a disgusting beard and incredibly filthy fingernails, but I know more about Japanese video games than that dead-eyed sexdoll that is Sakurai!"
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| Remember Yoyo? She's the character talking... to the right? |
"I skipped work to watch the direct and this is how they repay me? Yoyo is a god-tier character and should be considered before Waluigi, Geno or Banjo! I'm no longer buying this fucking trash game. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The 3 steps of despair when your favourite character doesn't make the Smash Roster:
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Era Error reached out for comment but were beaten to the punch by local authorities, who had arrested the Otaku for child porn possession.
After watching the direct, we honestly think the inclusion of Incineroar and the Piranha Plant are fantastic additions. We're not even saying that to troll people this time. We really mean it.
