Remaining PS1 Classic Games Revealed


The remaining 15 unannounced titles for the PS1 classic were accidentally leaked by Sony CEO Kenichiro Yoshida via a furious Twitter tirade this afternoon.

This morning discredited plagiarist and ex-IGN staffer, Filip Muicin posted a fictitious post to his personal blog containing what he claimed to be the remaining 15 unannounced PS1 games for the newly revealed PS1 Classic console. However, as Muicin is under a pessimistic cloud due to his recent plagiarism charade, he felt the need to make it explicitly clear that this time, his content was completely fabricated by his own thoughts and did no receive any outside information or help in compiling the leak; idiotically admitting to making the list up.

Unfortunately Sony's CEO Kenichiro Yoshida saw Filip's post appear on his social feed, and without understanding that Muicin was no longer a valid staff member of IGN, thought that the PS1 Classic's game list had leaked to the public. Without reading the blog post or realising that the content was completely fictitious, Yoshida took to his official Twitter to express his anger to the news with multiple tweets:


"We deliberately didn't reveal that the PS1 Classic's entire game list is:

Final Fantasy 7
Jumping Flash
R4: Ridge Racer Type 4
Tekken 3
Wild Arms
Bubsy 3D
VIP
Spice World
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? 2
Urban Chaos
007 Racing
Mort The Chicken
Sabrina The Teenage Witch: A Twitch In Time
Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots Arena
Metroid: Other M
Rascal
Santa Claus Saves The Earth
Kileak: The DNA Imperative
Daikatana 2
Hellboy: Asylum Seaker

Because we were trying to hide the fact that literally 75% of the games are fucking horse shit until the system released. By then, consumers would've already made the purchase and it would be too late. No refunds!"










 
"If I seem a bit agitated, it's because the PS1 Classic was supposed to be my little Christmas Bonus. We saved a ton of money only licensing 5 quality titles and sourcing the hardware development to the gimps at AtGames. The extra revenue was funding 'A Wolf of Wall Street' style  bender with my fellow Capitalistic Pig, EA CEO Andrew Wilson. Now we'll only be able to afford Crack Whores."

As game companies become increasingly hostile towards its consumers in the ever thirsty quest to generate more revenue, it pays to play caution towards making pre-orders until quality information is available on a product. Ooh is that a Paratrooper Pre-Order outfit for BFV????